My favourite hair conditioner

Last night I dreamed of being 21, a sprightly young girl three year my junior, and considerably more naive and idealistic. In this dream I rode a pony with blue glittery hair, which I brushed with a sizable pink novelty comb.


Today I wake up and my cat is no longer a kitten. By that I mean he has a baritone voice and says he is sick of my shit and he is leaving home to become a real man. He packs his suitcase and leaves through the kitty door, without a university degree, without any work experience and without any social security number to claim a welfare income. I feel like I should try to stop him. What if he gets dandruff again? Who will wash him with Head and Shoulders conditioner? I know what it's like to have an itchy scalp, and I can't bear the thought of him suffering like that.

I'm going to have a better life, he says through a mouth full of catnip he stole from my herb garden.

But who's going to cure your dandruff, I announce by a pathetic sniffle. Where will you be without me, honey? In the slums? Mainlining smack with the other street kids?


My desperation is a lost cause. All I can see is his tail disappearing through the woods across the street. All I can hear is his fading voice, his smooth, manly, Barry White drawl, preternaturally echoing through the vacuum of our vast and plain suburban neighborhood.

It's not dandruff. You pinhead. It's fleas!

I think I can resign myself to his hasty departure, because, let's be honest, deep down I always considered his scratching to be a product of flea infestation..but I cannot underestimate the extensive capabilities of Head and Shoulders conditioner after viewing midday infomercials certifying unbelievable results using test patches on several different hair types. And at least, wherever he is, he is up to 70% silkier, like my glittery blue-haired pony who never had dandruff.

Poo.

That is all . . .

msn silly

mia says: (9:15:58 PM)
wqhat u oin tomorro
munk munk says: (9:18:26 PM)
hmmm
munk munk says: (9:18:52 PM)
ill have to do my super annuation stuff.. organise shots for the overseas trip
mia says: (9:19:32 PM)
hey yeah.. i was looking at places to go..i want go to angor wat in cambodia
mia says: (9:20:13 PM)
maybe we could spend a few days in cambodia and the rest of the week in laos
munk munk says: (9:20:25 PM)
i want to go to inur butt in brunei
mia says: (9:21:13 PM)
wanna go to outya peepee in vietnam
munk munk says: (9:21:47 PM)
oo and spermon ur face in vietnam
mia says: (9:22:19 PM)
hahahahaha
munk munk says: (9:22:38 PM)
me funny

from now on....... im going to have........ lots of little dots in each post...........

melbourne

i've spent the more time on the internet in the last week than the whole year, and im sure it's jut a transition stage but i have this weird slightly depressed state of mind since i got here. prolly because my days are lonely when tang is at work and i am at home. mooowww do you hear the mini violins playing in the background? such a sad state of affairs!!1

melbournians bridge this gap between bohemia and pretension - and there is a fine line i tell you. there's too much art for it to be art anymore... if you know what i mean.

love

Love is an intense feeling of affection related to a sense of strong loyalty or profound oneness.[1] The meaning of love varies relative to context. Romantic love is seen as an ineffable feeling of intense attraction shared in passionate or intimate attraction and intimate interpersonal and sexual relationships.[2] .......

The different aspects of love can be roughly illustrated by comparing their corollaries and opposites. As a general expression of positive sentiment (a stronger form of like), love is commonly contrasted with hate (or neutral apathy).......

.....is there anything Wikipedia cannot explain?

dorkeh

Things that are cool
my dad (he says i am cool too), weeding and mowing the garden..home made ice tea..christmas beetles..

Things that bug me
mosquitos and moths...weak tea..gossip...itchy blankets.....procrastinating on a Sunday.. power mongering politics...prejudice..